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We read thousands of reviews
to tell you what hotels don't.
We read the reviews you don't have time to read. We tell you who each hotel is for — and who it isn't.
Destinations we cover
Lanzarote, Mallorca, Tenerife...
Atardeceres, calas y ritmo
Ibiza
20 hotels reviewed
Volcanes, vino y arte
Lanzarote
5 hotels reviewed
Dunas, montaña y ciudad
Gran Canaria
0 hotels reviewed
Teide, bosques y playas negras
Tenerife
0 hotels reviewed
Viento, dunas y surf
Fuerteventura
0 hotels reviewed
Cala azul, montaña y pueblo
Mallorca
0 hotels reviewed
Calas turquesas y silencio
Menorca
0 hotels reviewed
What hotels don't tell you
We extract real patterns from recent reviews: what works, what's shaky, what improved and what got worse.
Who it's NOT for
The only guide that tells you when a hotel isn't for you. We don't get paid by the hotelier, so we don't have to please them.
Location verified on Maps
Real walking times to the key spots of the destination, not the generic text from the hotel.